Illustrations

My art teacher Madam Greeta-Cressida (she's a newt) always says that my artwork has the artistic value of pike poo in pond sludge. I'd be offended accept I actually think that is quite a favourable critique, in actual fact it's much, much worse!

Luckily for me, and you, my friend Ellie has agreed to immortalise some of us for all time. I'm not quite sure what kind of phib Ellie is as she has no webs, but it's probably not important when she's this talented!



Hieronymus Frog- Me being my usual cheery self.


Newton the Newt- My best gothic friend
The local quack- Would you trust this duck?

Lily- The love of my life

Heartbroken again!