Mum and Dad- She's big, he's small.
Grandpa Frog- or Gramps. He sits in mud and farts, he is my hero!
Uncle Bosch- My mysteriously missing uncle.
Newton- My best friend, he's a Newt, he's a goth he's unrelentlessly cheerful. See The Loves and Hates of...
Pixie- My nearly ex girlfriend. She was the biggest most beautiful frog in school, as well as the best bull on the Frogpool team. But I accidentally stood her up on our first date. See Big is Beautiful
Elfin- Pixie's sister.
Lily- The new girl in town. She's a mountain of froggy gorgeousness and has superseded Pixie in every way. I think I love her but have no chance! see I Thought I'd Never Say This But...
Sir Chatternack- The head of West Bogside Sports Academy. He's the biggest frogman anyone has ever seen. He's famously captained the National Youth Frogpool team and infamously required a DNA test to prove his species. See Frogpool The Whys and Wherefores
The Froglets- My little brothers and sisters, there is an undefined number of them and I have to baby sit them a lot! See Froglets and What to Do With Them
Mungo Frog- One of my classmates. He was our best central sub in the Frogpool team until a nasty case of bog rot.
Nostradamus Frog- My cousin, he's a member of Westside Bog Choir and has 'Croak till you choke!' tattooed on his throat.
Tarquin Toad- Tarquin was my best friend at nursery pool. We've drifted apart since then, especially after he joined bogology club.
Mr. Barking- My form tutor, he cares so deeply about my education he refers to me only as Number 9.
Madam Kassina- Our MFL (Modern Froggy Languages Teacher)
The Quack- The nearest thing the bog has to a doctor is a duck that used to swim in a hospital pond.
Officer Fergal Frog- Local law enforcement and Gramps best buddy.
Petula- A female toad of gargantuan proportions, about 3 times my size, but with the tiniest little croak I've ever heard.
Begonia- Another female toad, she seemed a little unsure about whether she really wanted to be there, I think Petula had dragged her along.
Delphinium- The smallest of the female toads, but has by far the biggest bubbliest personality.
Arial- I never heard this female toad actually speak, and she was notably smaller than the others, her movements were so graceful and fluid I wondered if she were real or pond mist.
Tennyson- a male toad, nearly a big as the females, he has an intimidating physical presence but speaks with the politest grammar I've ever heard in the bog.
Mugwort- Tennyson's best friend, a little smaller but defiantly broader and well muscled. he had a strong bog toad accent but apart from that his manners equal Tennyson's.
Pavlova- A female newt. Very long and lithe but noticeably well muscled.
Ivana- A female newt not as toned as Pavlova but she has a presence that is somehow intimidating as if she can read your thoughts before you've even thought them.
Edison- A cheerful male newt, seems physically far too small to play as a bull and will be pulverised, but he seems happily unaware of this fact and fully expects to win every match. The fact that he thinks there could possibly ever be more than one match in itself is a major feat of optimism.
Pythagoras- Another male newt to play as bull, a little larger than Edison (or Eddie as he likes to be known) and much more reserved. He seems to be a bit of an observer on the outside, but I think he is still summing up the team and working out where they, and he fits into all this.
Aristotle- Small male toad whose wits are quicker than a pike on a fishing hook, I think is fair to say he's the joker in the team.
