Biped Sociology- The study of human behaviour and society. My favourite subject at school. See The Loves and Hates of Hieronymus Frog
Bogoloy- The study of all things bog related.
PSHE- Pond Studies and Habitat Ecology. The study of how to maintain a healthy habitat and ecosystem.
MFL- Modern Froggy Languages
Bog Standard Certificate- The basic certificate of education all amphibians are expected to achieve before leaving school.
Choir Practise- Don't be fooled, this is extreme gang singing and often involves blood or spontaneous explosion. See A Night in the Bog
Daily 5 Alive- To keep healthy all frogs, newts and toads should eat at least 5 living things a day. It's a shame no one has told the canteen this.
Gnat Messages- Most frogs keep their own gnat, if you need to send a message just give it to your gnat and they'll fly it right over, that is unless its batteries are dead and it needs a nap.
Frogpool- The worst sport ever created. Not only is it mindlessly violent but it is blatantly speciesist as only frogs are allowed to play it by law. For some reason everybody goes hopping crazy for it.See Frogpool the Whys and Wherefores
Froglets- Frog children, they are are no longer tadpoles and look like very small frogs, only they haven't completely lost their tails. They are also very annoying. See Froglets and What to Do With Them
Joy Hopping- Hopping as fast as you can into oncoming traffic on the road. It is so dangerous it has been made illegal. Some of the choirs boast that they sneak off at night to do it, but I know better. See A Night in the Bog
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Phibs- Slang term for young amphibians similar to calling young humans kids.
Predeceased- The food sold in the canteen. See The Loves and Hates of Hieronymus Frog
West Bogside (WBS)- school frogpool team
